Not for the very first time, it seems, the Germans have actually lost the fight of the bulge because the country has the suspicious honor of topping the world penis augmentation league table.
According to new figures from the International Society of Aesthetic Plastic Surgery, an approximated 2,786 penoplasty treatments were performed in the Bundes republik in 2014.
Those of a squeamish personality may want to skip this next bit.
In Germanic medical spiel, penoplasty achieves considerable lengthening and boost of volume of the penis throughout erection and the flaccid state.
The 80-minute, walk-in (and limp-out?) procedure, carried out under regional anesthetic, first includes snipping the penis suspensory ligament so the concealed base of the penis falls out of the body and more programs (by 3-6 cm in length).
Next, fat harvested from in other places on the recipient s body is injected into the penis shaft so it grows (by a modest 2-3 cm girth).
With an approximated overall 15,414 treatments worldwide, nearly one in five of all old chap enhancement ops were carried out in the Fatherland
Extremely, the Germans have more penoplasty treatments than the rest of the leading 10 countries combined. Mercifully, the UK didn’t even make the top ten, with a weak 12 treatments carried out here in all of 2013. To consider that a favorable spin, a minimum of we’ve finally beaten the Germans at something.
All this suggests 8 from every 100,000 men in Germany are having the op. However why is this happening?
The response is a best storm of porn and common Germanic pragmatism conference excellent engineering.
The Germans enjoy porn practically as much as they love sauerkraut. They’ve enjoyed a really public love affair with the things, since 1968’s cinema release Graf Porno und seine M dchen (Count Porno and his women) drew 3 million viewers, leading the way for porn to be legalized in 1975.
However, the Germanic jazz funnies of the 1970s bear little similarity to contemporary porn. With most of today’s pornography being a phallic freak show, it stands to reason the more you view, the regularly you’ll be reminded of your own deficiencies.
And today, figures for PornHub the world’s largest porn website reveal that only the Americans and British consume more of the stuff.
While the rest of the world agonizes or gets upset about their shortages, the Germans, it appears, cut to the chase and go under the knife.
Identifying this growing specific niche, as it were, German specialists have actually become international masters of manhood ops. As word goes out, guys from all around the world with just-below-the-belt fears are flocking to the Fatherland to have their bratwursts improved.
The German Institute of Urology and Phalloplasty Surgery (GIUP) now has branches in Italy and Spain and todger tourist where you return from Germany much better enhanced than when you left is flourishing.
With our thirst for German car engineering showing no let-up, it appears we want German craftsmanship and engineering in our trousers, too.
Possibly the GIUPS’s motto should be Vorsprung dork technic?
Recently, German publication Der Stern Asked Porn Hub the world’s greatest pornography website to examine German pornography user’s practices. It ended up the only things that gets in the way of Germans and their pornography is Christmas, New Year’s Eve and football and German guys soon surged to Porn Hub to celebrate their current World Cup triumph.
Immediately after the full-time whistle blew, Germans, eager to continue their high, logged onto Porn Hub with a 60 percent above typical rise. They did the very same after tonking Brazil 7-1.
Whichever method you look at it, that’s a lot of Hans relief.
It’s what German men do after porn that is raising eyebrows around the world: they’re getting their penises bigger in ever-increasing, record numbers.
And for Germany’s world-leading army of penis enhancement cosmetic surgeons, business is swelling.